- June 14th, 2007
Word on the street is that Genki Sushi in Japan is the equivalent to a McDonalds in America. It’s fast food that’s cheap. If you ask me, anything is better than McDonalds, but lets compare for shits and grits. Genki Sushi will kick that clown in the ass when it comes to speed. There’s really no way to be any faster. As soon as you sit that sweet ass of yours down you can start making it fatter, or phat-er (pretty hot and tempting) because sushi is floating ever so gracefully on a boat, or plate, just waiting for the opportunity for someone to turn it into a fob, aka, F.O.B. fresh off the boat. Hey, everyone loves a Fob, that’s why I’m so popular. If there’s something that you want and it’s not floating by, you can order it. That’s right, real live fobs walking around, ready to take orders in exchange for American citizenship. Also, the plates are color coordinated for all those retards out there. Gold plates are $1.40, green plates are $2.00, red plates are $2.60, etc. Hey, if your a cheap ass stay away from the silver and black plates, they’re $3.75 and $4.60.
Gold plate $1.40
Red plate $2.60
Red plate? That’s right, $2.60. Good job Mr. Retard.
Click below for directions.
Genki Sushi
885 Kapahulu Ave.
Honolulu, HI
(808) 735-7700
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August 11th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
[...] known as Catch of the Day, G Sushi will give you a run for your money. If you like Genki Sushi you will probably like G Sushi. Like Genki they place their sushi on a lazy susan and color [...]
September 19th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Wholly crap. You are too funny! Live FOBs!! Love the site!!
September 19th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
I try