- August 9th, 2007
After Indian Bazaar Madras Curry we headed to Buddies to properly end our lunch. I have never been to Buddies but as soon as I read their menu, I knew I was coming back. The owner had to be a major perv, probably a pedophile. That’s probably why he owns an ice cream shop, so he can lure his targets with sweet treats. Smart man.
The inside of Buddies is completely different from the menu. It’s charming and old-fashion.
But the names, oh, the names. Did I mention the owner is a pedophile?



I got “Maybe the bag broke” for $4.55. It was a slice of blueberry cheese cake with blueberries to top. Yum. It was a slice of heaven.

I think I would of named it “Blubber Blue Balls.”
Val got a scoop of Cookies and Cream. It wasn’t like the Cookies and Cream that I’ve grown to be accustomed to with chucks of cookies but rather blended very finely together to give it a consistent creamy taste. It was awesome. I don’t remember how much it cost, but I’m sure it was affordable.

Bubbies is a great place to get succulant back boobs and fupas (fat upper pussy area). I’m a fan of the pornographic names. It’s about time someone finally decided to loosen up their sweet pie hole.
Bubbies Homemade Ice Cream and Desserts
1010 University Ave # b4
Honolulu, HI 96826
(808) 949-8984

