One of my ultimate goals is to pay a visit to every bakery on this island. We stumbled onto Kimuraya Bakery one morning while driving around and so far has been one of my morning favorites. You know those mornings when your like, “yeah, I know I should be healthy and have Jamba Juice but I really don’t want to.” So don’t. Hey, in my professional opinion it’s healthier to consume sugar earlier in the day than later. That way you can burn the calories throughout the day rather than having it cuddle a cute little dimple in your ass while you sleep.
Can you imagine all the sugary goodness that is made here?

Cream Cheese Donut Twist, .90 cents.

Frank Rolls, $1.20.

Apple Donut, $1.10.

I thought this was the perfect amount of apple filling. Too much filling will only overpower the soft sugary bread.

Ham Roll, $1.10.

I wouldn’t suggest starting your mornings out like this everyday but doing so occasionally makes your mornings oh so sweet.

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Kimuraya Bakery
1048 Koko Head Ave Honolulu, HI 96816
(808) 735-7875

Shane, our roommate and close friend introduced us to Antonio’s. He and Ray are pizza whores. Me, not so much but whatever, I’m always up for a new place. Usually, when we get pizza I let the boys make the decisions; today was no different. If you don’t already know from my previous blogs, I like to order my dessert before hand, so when I noticed a gelato stand my attention immediately shifted. The guy behind the counter seemed as though he had no prior experience in scooping gelato. I don’t remember what flavor I ordered or the price, but what I can say is that it was at par with the pizza, nothing amazing.

The boys ordered Antonio’s Fabulous Garlic Bread Rolls, $3.50. Just one look and I swear my cholesterol went up.

You see what I mean. I’m not crazy about butter, especially when it’s melted but I do like garlic, however, these were actually done really well. They came out fresh and piping hot. In my opinion when garlic and butter are involved, it’s tends to be too salty, like most garlic breads. But this was different, it wasn’t too salty at all and you can taste the garlic loud and clear. As soon as it hits your lips it screams, “What’s up, I’m Garlic Butter. How you doing?” Yep, that’s exactly what it says.

Now, as for the pizza . . . I want to tell you I love it because I’m a little frightened for my life if I give this place a bad review. Have you seen the owner?

This is the owner. Yes, that is a mohawk and a mullet. He likes long walks on the beach, mud wrestling, arm wrestling, little boys, big girls, big trucks, and crushing things like an itty- bitty pimple. Dude, I don’t reckon this picture is helping him get laid. Should I be writing this? Did I mention, I’m a little frighten for my life. Let’s move on to the pizza.
We got a two topping medium with mushroom and sausage (what Ray usually gets). I don’t remember the exact price but I’m guesstimating $15.00.

Most of the toppings were in the middle. Once you eat half way through a slice all you get is cheese and sauce and then crust.

I mean, just look at the toppings. To the naked eye it looks generous but don’t be fooled. The mushrooms are cut paper thin and the meat is like ground beef shavings.
Another thing that sucks about this place is that they don’t give free refills on their sodas. Ray wasn’t aware of this so he downed his first soda when we got the artery clogging garlic balls, and had to purchase another soda when we got the pizza. It’s a good thing I don’t drink soda. Nope, all my empty calories are reserved for dessert purposes only.

Just for the record, I would have stolen the refill.
The ambiance was tables, a couple arcade games and pictures of frightening, deformed muscle heads that are probably going to hunt me down beat me with a metal chair, body slam my ass onto the concrete and them cut me into four equal parts and beat each other with it.

You know, now that I think about it, this place really wasn’t that bad. The artery balls are dangerous. Once you pop, you can’t, you can’t stop. The gelato was sweet and the pizza was hot.

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4210 Waialae Avenue # B 109
Honolulu, HI 96815
(808) 737-3333

After Indian Bazaar Madras Curry we headed to Buddies to properly end our lunch. I have never been to Buddies but as soon as I read their menu, I knew I was coming back. The owner had to be a major perv, probably a pedophile. That’s probably why he owns an ice cream shop, so he can lure his targets with sweet treats. Smart man.

The inside of Buddies is completely different from the menu. It’s charming and old-fashion.

But the names, oh, the names. Did I mention the owner is a pedophile?

I got “Maybe the bag broke” for $4.55. It was a slice of blueberry cheese cake with blueberries to top. Yum. It was a slice of heaven.

I think I would of named it “Blubber Blue Balls.”

Val got a scoop of Cookies and Cream. It wasn’t like the Cookies and Cream that I’ve grown to be accustomed to with chucks of cookies but rather blended very finely together to give it a consistent creamy taste. It was awesome. I don’t remember how much it cost, but I’m sure it was affordable.

Bubbies is a great place to get succulant back boobs and fupas (fat upper pussy area). I’m a fan of the pornographic names. It’s about time someone finally decided to loosen up their sweet pie hole.

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Bubbies Homemade Ice Cream and Desserts
1010 University Ave # b4
Honolulu, HI 96826
(808) 949-8984