Here are some photos I’ve found of my last trip to the Golden Palace.

I know this looks a bit slimy, but it was more silky than slimy, chicken wrapped in won ton skins with gravy

This was my least favorite. The inside was filled with way too much mochi and very doughy.

I still think it’s crazy when I tell my friends about dim sum and they’re like, “dim what?” I was brought up eating this stuff and I’ll never get tired of it. Where else are you able to sample little bits of everything without breaking your wallet? As a matter of fact, dim sum has been probably one of the cheapest, most fulling meals for me. When Ray and I go I don’t think we ever spend more than $15.00. What a steal.

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Golden Palace
111 N King St
Honolulu, HI 96817

Get Directions(808) 521-8268

On this day we decided to head over to DMV to register to vote. This was a pretty stupid idea because as most of you probably already know a trip to the local DMV usually sucks donkey dick. Our visit to the DMV was no different. The lady that took our paper work was a dirty cunt bag. Since we hardly come to this side of town we decided to stay and eat up. The first place that caught our eye was this place called Noodle Me House of Ramen and Curry. At first glance one would think it’s a children’s store or maybe a google store because of its colorful sign but if you actually read the sign you’ll see it’s a noodle house.

With the exception of the table behind me this was the dining part of the restaurant.

The man that took our order was a one man army. He took our order cooked it and then served it. We started off with an order of Gyoza, 6 pieces for only $3.25. Basically they were upside down chicken pot stickers. We all really enjoyed these. These little dumplins were delivered to us hot off the grill.

We ordered the Spicy Seafood Combo Meal, $8.25. It came with this Noodle Sea Food Soup filled with fresh veggies, noodles, and seafood.

The combo also came with a heaping serving of rice. This was the way fried rice should be. It wasn’t too salty or mushy and every bit was bursting with flavor.

Hold on folks there’s more, our combo also came with more of our favorite dumplings. Can’t get enough of these. Holy shit, all this food for only $8.25. What a steal.

Shane ordered the Shoyu Yakisoba Noodles, $5.95. It was a mixture of pork, vegetables and noodles all stir fried together.  He goes, “I could seriously eat this everyday.”

This is definitely one of our new favorite finds. Our bill came out to $18.27. All that food for under $20.00. We all laughed because we kinda felt bad about it and left the one man army a mighty fine tip.

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Noodle Me House of Ramen and Curry
Ste 14
1210 Dillingham Blvd
Honolulu, HI 96817

Get Directions(808) 845-8886

After a long hard day at the water slides my friends and I drove around and around until we all finally decided on En Fuego Grill and Poke.

The inside was far from fine dining and since we were all in our bikinis and board shorts, it was perfect.

I ordered the Ahi Tofu Patty Salad, $5.50. I don’t know about you guys but after any water activity I just can’t eat anything heavy so I threw out the crispy won tons. The patty was delightfully dry, and I mean that in the best way; it’s still a tofu patty. The garden salad was bright and fresh and came with their house salad dressing that was super creamy and heavy. I only used very little of it. In my opinion they should invest in more than one salad dressing. Although I really enjoyed the patty, I don’t think it goes well with the salad. It was just an odd mix. The patty would crumble into pieces when I tried to break into it.

Shane ordered the Garlic Chicken Salad, $6.75. It was the same salad mix as before but with garlic chicken instead of the ahi tofu patty. Shane was hugely disappointed with his pick. He kept saying, I just ordered the wrong thing, so I had to taste it to see for myself. The chicken tasted a bit heavy and like the tofu patty it was a weird mix with the salad. Shane barely touched it and ended up getting some food on the way home.

The Beer Battered Fish and Chips, $8.50 was Ray’s pick. If I were in the mood for something fried I would of been really happy with this pick. Everything came hot and crispy. The fries weren’t super skinny and the fish was nice and meaty. Again, it came with the same house dressing that came with our salads. Pretty ridiculous, somebody needs to inform these people that this universal sauce is not so universal. I think the traditional tarter sauce would of done just fine.

Overall I think this place was worth the try but I think I’ll be moving on. If you do plan on coming here, I suggest you bring a little canister of your own sauce. Oh, by the way the water slides in Hawaii suck dirty dick cheese.

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En Fuego Grill & Poke
590 Farrington Hwy # 534
Kapolei, HI 96707

Get Directions(808) 674-8805